Cat Chat - The Daisy

I'm disgusted with you Dan, I saw what you did. I didn't do anything. Yes you did, I just sat and watched you. I didn't do that. Didn't do what? What you just saw me do. I didn't say what it was yet. I don't care, coz what ever it was, I didn't do it. You just massacred his Daisy. No I didn't, I was helping him mow the lawn. He missed a bit, so I sorted it for him. You didn't mow it, you ripped it to shreds then rolled in the carnage! You know he specifically missed that bit on purpose, you know he doesn't mow down Daisies because he was telling you when you were snoozing on the wheelie bin watching him. Oh that? Yeah I know, but it looks crap dunnit, and I wasn't snoozing, I was directing operations. It was the first one of the year, and it was special to him and that's why he saved it. Yeah, but the bloke in the next row down says they're weeds, yer actual Bellis Perennis in fact, and he knows what he's talking about coz he's a horticulturalist. It's not his lawn though is it? It's G's and he likes to keep the Daisies. Yeah but the other bloke plants exotic stuff that looks good, he's not some sad-arse who collects weeds is he? It's not just a weed to G though is it? And the other guy plants stuff to look correct, there's no soul in it. What's the big deal Win, it was just a friggin Daisy?! No, it was much more than that.