So you want to know how a cat writes a blog don't you? I don't, do I? Cats have a saying, "why keep people and do stuff yourself". I share a house with my half-sister whose name-what-they-call-her is Winnie. We rent a bit of the bed to a bloke who keeps us in fish, Felix and Iams. And Winnie eats cheese. She thinks if she has cheese on her breath mice will walk in. Gotta have a dream Win.
So why the blog? Because he's a Softboy, and he doesn't do life very well. We are mentoring him to build a better life because we truly believe in him and care about him, we think he is very talented and we want to see him fulfill his true potential. No we don't. We just think we should live a fresh Scottish smoked salmon lifestyle rather than a skanky value tinned tuna one. If we sort him out, life gets better for us. It's a no-brainer... a bit like him. Read on.....
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